"Hey, i like your ass."
"Thanks, it took me alot of fries to get it."
"MUM! Who said money doesn't grow on trees?? You see banks have alot of branches."
*these conversations actually took place.
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On another note: Jenson Button is handsome even with glasses on. I went for the F1 race last weekend which was, in my view, SO STUPID. But yeah. He had this weird face on when everyone congratulated him for a race he didnt even knew he won.
Um, about the glasses thing; dont ask me why he bothered wearing them during that time they were waiting for the rain to stop (ironically doing this IN the rain) while being hidden under a myriad of white and lime green Brawn umbrellas and still in his car.
Anyway....
Go Brawn.
Owh wait...
I forgot to mention the F1 was the worst thing i went to in a long time. Not only did we have to park the car in a puddle filled muddy parking lot, i had to run up a 6 foot (steep) hill in the rain and shoeless. Afterthat, i was approached by this taxi driver with a slimy "Hey sweetie".
I replied "Fuck you! You think you're so big, asshole!?" and then shoved the sharp end of my umbrella onto his balls.
(This happened in my mind)
Basically lost my will to try to catch Jamiroquai that very night. :/
My mum asked my dad, "So was it ok getting back to the car?" My dad replied, "OWH YEAH it was ok. It was like walking through a paddy field in the old days. Brought back alot of memories you know?"
Sarcasm. I like it.
S.
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