Super Paraphernalia.

Ummm okay.

So... apparently people are talking about me in Raffles or something. I dont know. It's just like my brother went out with his friends and they knew im in Raffles. One of their uncles/parents/whoever is a lecturer at that place.

Wtf??

If it's true, that means they violated some student confidentiality thing (wtf are they talking about me for???). And if that's so... does that mean i get to sue them for a crazy amount of money??? Owh let's. The fees are crap expensive. Reminds me of a certain school i went to for the past 5 years. What was the name again? I can't remember.

But shite. This is making me feel even crappier about the upcoming orientation.

What if they think im a freak who cant speak mandarin/cantonese??

What if i fail english and i have to sit for extra classes therefore making my schedule 5 days instead of the glorious 3 days???

What if there's a lesbian in my batch?? (sorry im just fuelled by the recent story on a lesbian that turned super-stalker. No offence to any lesbians out there)

What if i trip and fall down the stairs?

What if i forget my name?

What if everybody knows how to sew?

What if my entire batch is made up of assholes?

What if my lecturer is a pervert? (Holy shit)


Okok. It cant be so bad, can it? Impossible. Just the stupid circulating news of me registering at raffles is quite a omgwtf kind of thing right now.

>_>

Anyway...

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY KAH FAI!

Youre 18! That means you have gained some important legal rights and lets hope you dont exercise them TOO much. :)

Next is niraj then me. HAHA. Niraj, i expect a full blown party, dei.


S.


ps: btw i saw a video you guys took of yourselves shouting from my balcony. What in God's name is cock meat sandwich???

Well.... whatever it is, more later. I've got a charity to go to tomorrow.